Major League Dabber Stoner Dogs

By: Kaptain Kush


If A-Rod and Ryan Braun had stuck to Dabs and laid off the ‘roids, they’d be under a lot less scrutiny by the MLB, the DEA, and still have a chance at the hall of fame. Unfortunately, in places like Milwaukee and the East Coast, the power of the dabs is mostly unknown, and the two former MVPs are essentially the scum of the baseball planet, facing 100 game bans for their HGH use.

Steroids are bad. HGH is bad. Dabs and the terpenes and cannabinoids within said Dabs…they’re the equivalent of a 100 MPH heater from Randy Johnson circa Ken Griffey Jr. on N64. Translation: they’ll make you fly. Legally.

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