Casanova Arrested for Pot at Wal-Mart: “I was trying to pick up chicks” Comedy
By: Kaptain Kush
Most men have no clue what women want, but a marijuana patient from Florida needs to get a call from “Hitch” and re-access his attempts on picking up chicks. To smoke a blunt and go holla’ at girls at the mall is one thing, but this sorry casanova was charged with lewd acts and marijuana possession in front of a Walmart Superstore.
Timothy J. Machado has has no idea how to pick up woman. This marijuana patient was arrested by police for having hydroponic grown cannabis in his car where the stoner was making lewd gestures to woman walking by his vehicle reeking of pungent marijuana cultivated from an indoor grow setup. Cops found 30 grams of weed after police searched the car. Machado said he was a medical marijuana patient who needed the cannabis for medical ailments. No answer why he was such a creep.
The man, who doesn’t represent genuine male stoners, was parked inside his Ford truck in the Walmart asking females inappropriate questions. Police said a worker from Walmart issued a trespassing citation which prompted officers to search his car which contained the pot. Police asked why he was there with a response. “I was trying to pick up chicks.” Not an evil man, just 420 friendly man that needs a little help in his “game,” talking to the opposite sex.
Every man likes to relax with some marijuana, take a bong rip and if women are around — enjoy the company of “Eve.” Some men, pot smoker or not, are still learning the fair game of love.
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