Obama Celebration Plan Includes A Visit to Colorado, Washington And A Fat Ass Joint Thursday 08 November, 2012

By: Kaptain Kush

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If the Republicans truly have any future beyond 2012, it may be tanning like the ghost of Richard Nixon somewhere on the balmy coast of Florida, where freshly retired Jeb Bush sits in the shadows looking for a good day job.


Typical iPhone rings…

Obama: Oh this is going to be good (ear to ear grin, with boyish fidgeting) …. Hello President Obama!

Romney: Alright… Hey Barack

Obama: Oh Mitt… What’s new? (…and Tiger Woods victory putt – upper cut)

Romney: alright, alright…

Obama: Look, look is this your concession call or are you still busy uh watching Fox news?

Romney: No, no this is my concession call, congratulations blah, blah, blah you did it.

Obama: Hey, hey, hey, now… Everything okay, you seem a little down?

Romney: it’s… Just that I – really wanted to be president, was going to create 12 million jobs

Obama: Well – look, look, … buck up, you created one job… Except it was for me! (Oh thank God)

Romney: Funny… You got me! You know I can laugh at myself. Ha ha…(Dry, pissed off undertones)

Obama: 0h By the Way, how is Paul Ryan taking on this?

Romney: Not good, not good. He just ripped apart a bow flex machine with his bare hands. How about Biden busy celebrating?

Obama: Oh yeah, yeah right now he’s playing naked twister with Diane Sawyer and Chris Matthews.

(Both men acknowledge the mental damage this visual image might give with the painful grimace.)

Romney: Well What are you going to do to celebrate?

Obama: Well, as soon as I finish my speech on going to hop on a flight to Colorado and ahhh ( makes the international 420 sign, with the index finger and thumb firmly clasped together, perched on his lips as though sucking on a big fat blunt) and maybe check out Washington state and spark up a fatty the size of my thumb. And the crowd goes wild.

All I can truly say is thank God Barack Obama won. If the Republicans truly have any future beyond 2012, it may be tanning like the ghost of Richard Nixon somewhere on the balmy coast of Florida, where freshly retired Jeb Bush sits in the shadows looking for a good day job.

 

 


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