Hitler Was a Coke Head and Liked Bull Testicles Friday 04 May, 2012

By: Kaptain Kush

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Yeah, so, Hitler was a freak in more ways than one.

Among the more surprising notes, he said, was that the “Mein Kampf” madman used powdered cocaine extensively to soothe his sinuses and throat, and was also prone to passing gas.

Hitler was treated with pills containing strychnine, a poison, “which probably explains his stomach pains,” Panagopulos told the Daily News.

Hitler also used chamomile plants as a “cleansing enema,” the reports said.

And when it came to revving up his libido, he was injected with “extracts” from young bull testicles, as noted by Dr. Theodore Morrell.

“Morrell believes that Hitler, although not strongly inclined to sexual activity, did have sexual intercourse with [companion] Eva Braun, though they were accustomed to sleep in separate beds,” said one of the papers. [Daily News]

You know, if I was constantly sharting, hopped up on the white girl, and infused with bull testicles, I’d be pretty pissed off all the time too. But anyone who’s ever done cocaine (I’m basing this solely on my viewings of Blow) knows that within 5-10 minutes of blowing a line, you will be sitting on the toilet. It’s just the way it goes. You do coke, you get stomach issues. Guess the Nazis weren’t bright enough to figure out that correlation.
If Hitler had stuck to weed, odds are his issues with flatulence and anger would have been a little less intense. That said, the man still deserved a painful death by dabbing torture.

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