Sean Paul Only Drinks Weed Tea Monday 02 April, 2012

By: Kaptain Kush

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“I’m the whitest Jamaican of all time.”

I can’t hate on someone who makes their living off of their voice for quitting bud. Plus, I think the first time I popped wood was while grinding on some teenage tail to “Gimme the Light.”

Sean Paul spoke to the UK Sun about some upcoming album that will undoubtedly suck, and his most inflammatory quote had to do with his ingestion of cannabis.

“I’ve found a different method to, how shall I say, consume. I make tea with it every day now. Giving up has opened my chest out and made me able to sing better. I haven’t smoked for two years now. I have a cup of tea every mornin’ and I’m good for the day.” [The Sun]

When no one can understand a word you’re singing–Paul’s music is basically reggae-bonics)–does it really matter if your vocal chords are in tact? You make your living off catchy beats, mumbled phrases with a cool reggae twang that no one understands, and a catchy hook. You’re no Taylor Swift, bro.

Unless he’s got Method Man in the kitchen brewing up his tea, odds are it’s pretty weak. I’ve never actually gotten high from herb-al tea. And if you’re trying to get high, Sean, just gobble down half a Maxx Power Bar. Your tea most definitely cannot get you as high as some high grade Cali edibles, homes;

No more lights for Sean Paul.


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