Seatbelt Warrant Leads to Weed Arrest Thursday 09 February, 2012

By: Kaptain Kush

Dumbass seatbelt

Get me whatever he’s smoking. Now.

In the land of the dumb stoners, Julius Pratt is quite possibly the dumbest. Pratt was strolling around Norwalk, CT when a police officer took him into custody–for never responding to a citation stemming from not wearing his seatbelt in August of 2011.

And when the po po took Pratt in, they found some unexpected Kush candy on the seatbelt hater.

Pratt was seen walking on Monroe near Chestnut Street when an officer arrested him for the outstanding warrant. While being searched at headquarters, a bag of marijuana was found in his sweatshirt, according to police. Upon further investigation, a hole in the lining of Pratt’s sweatshirt held 21 more small bags of marijuana.

Pratt is charged with possession of marijuana, possession within 1500 feet of a school zone, possession with intent to sell and possession with intent to sell within 1500 feet of a school zone.

Round of applause for Mr. Pratt, who has officially become the first person to ever end up in jail because he didn’t wear a seatbelt. Props to Pratt for being a lazier motherfucker than this guy. Based on his mugshot, he’s averaging about 6.7 blunts a day, thus destroying any semblance of a memory he once possessed.

Letting a warrant from a year and a half ago ride–especially when selling pot is your profession–is a giant fuck you to the justice system. And a sure fire way to a) stay on the 5-0′s radar and b) piss them off. Buckle up before you blaze, folks.

[Norwalk Patch]


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