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So this is apparently The Official United States Government List of the 647 “Street Terms” for Marijuana. Yeah, it’s pretty ridiculous that cops need to use code words when four letter words like “weed ” “herb” “buds” “tree” and “nugs” are pretty brief, ambiguous words that have multiple meanings for cannabis. That said, there are some freaking hilarious terms on here that I can only wish I heard cops say. “Boston Creme to base, we’ve got some skaters eating some Broccoli near Hollywood and Vine.” or ”Lobster to base, we’ve got some Hipsters wielding the Hot Sticks in Williamsburg.” Here are some of my other favorites (20) that only either the most paranoid or ingenius marijuana smokers must use when they want to blaze with their friends.:

1. -Jim Jones
2. -Goof Butt (thought this described Precious)
3. -Speedboat
4. -Love Boat
5. -Muggles (because people totally think about Hermione when they’re smoking blunts)
6. -Woolah
7. -Caviar (well…duh)
8. -Fly Mexican Airline (what the fuck?)
9. -Assassin of Youth (this is reportedly used by XBOX Live users during Assasin’s Creed)
10. -Pocket Rocket (Funny, thought this is  when a dog gets a Red Rocket and sticks it in his owner’s pocket)
11. -Jefferson Airplane
12. -Kate Bush (what the fuck?)
13. -Good Butt (that’s what she said)
14. -Charas (if this is weed that tastes like a Churro, hit me UP)
15. -Chiba Chiba (an underused classic that needs to make a comeback)
16. -Juan Valdez (um right…)
17. -Salt and Pepper
18. -Mary Warner (the love child of Dean Wormer’s wife and Kurt Warner)
19. -Blow One’s Roof Dust (Isn’t that Lindsay Lohan?)
20. -Swag (in ten years, Swag will have about 20,000 different definitions in Urban Dictionary

You can officially add Caviar, Muggles, and Kate Bush to my ganja lexicon.”Yo I just scooped up this Caviar that makes my dick feel like Apollo 13″ or “These Muggles I burned last night were a little bony but damn they tasted like WOOOOOLAAAAAH” or “So I was chillin with homegirl Kate Bush last night and damn it was like the Congo down there stinky hot but damn it made me a little tired.” If you know any other great slang terms for marijuana that I omitted, leave them in the comments section. via JustGetHigh.com